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Joke of the day

flyingscotsman:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

(via aprettygoodyear)

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Flourescent Adolescent | Arctic Monkeys 

(via a-bitter-pearl)

chloerayneee:

ily London 

(via allyourteachers)

girlonfireboywithbread:

Just found this in my math building

schoolyard-conversations:

vwooping:

 #The best part about the Beatles is how they are just huge british assholes.

with due respect, madam/sir, the best part about the beatles is how they just take the piss out of journalists.

(via a-bitter-pearl)